Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Let's Muscle!

In the course of writing this blog, I've come across a whole lot of frickin' awesome Japanese weirdness.

But this goes straight to the top of the pile. Hands down. Enjoy.

If anyone here speaks Japanese and would care to add some context or interpretation, I would love it.


  1. "Hey you! You think it's OK to just sit and watch, huh?
    Let's do this together.
    Shall we muscle?
    Oh no! Someone's stolen the protein powder!
    Wii nunchaka something...
    Feels good. Nice butt/bod?
    Ouch, ouch, ouch (I always thought "ouch" was an instinctive, universal sound, but the Japanese say "itai" and think ouch sounds as strange a thing to say if hurt as we do "itai")
    something something running gives you muscles...

    I give up...

    Such inspired ridiculousness...up there with Monty Python....

  2. Namco's Muscle March!


    The all new Polar-Bear-in-a-Swimsuit Engine will take bodybuilding to a level beyond your imagination!

    If I'm not mistaken, that's the same game engine they did Doom 3 in...