No, not the food itself. Actual Chinese food is quite awesome. No, this song, which debuted at number 29 on the US Billboard chart, is just horrible in too many ways to name. (Ok, I'll name a few - it's Orientalist, it's brain-meltingly stupid, and it's annoying as fuck.)
It's made by the same people who brought you Rebecca Black's song Friday - the guy rapping in the panda suit is apparently the mastermind - and I use that term extremely loosely - behind all this. But Friday looks like a work of genius next to this piece of panda shit.
Which is worse? This, or Day Above Ground's excerable, creepy-fetishistic Asian Girl?