Sunday, May 10, 2009

Masanobu Sato successfully defends title at 9th annual Masturbate-a-thon

In "WTF?!" news this week, San Francisco (where else?) held its 9th annual Masturbate-a-thon. Seriously. It's a charity event to raise funds for the Centre for Sex and Culture, which houses the event; but essentially its an opportunity for people to get together and spank the monkey. And there are even awards for level of performance - distance (5 feet 4 inches is the current record), number of climaxes, and duration. Setting a new record this year for longest time spent cleaning the pipes was last year's champion, Masanobu Sato, who flew all the way from Japan to defend his title.

Sato, who works for the company Tenga which produces a kind of vagina-in-a-can product which he used for the session, set a new record of 9 hours and 58 minutes continuously getting a grip on himself.

His mother must be so proud.

Who knew that stroking the salami was a competitive sport? Could there be truth to the rumours that this will be trialled at the next Olympic Games? (My dreams of being a pro athlete may still have hope!) You heard it here first, y'all.



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