Sunday, May 10, 2009

British Sikh police officers getting bullet-proof turbans

James Bond, eat your heart out. It's the new religious fashion accessory that every Sikh ass-kicker simply must have. British scientists are working on designing a turban made from kevlar-type material which can withstand bullets, to be worn by Sikh police officers.

Currently, turban-wearing Sikhs cannot work as firearms or riot police, since they their religion prevents them from removing their turban to don a helmet. But thanks to modern technology, they will soon be able to wear a ballistic turban and thus will be allowed to put themselves in situations where they can get shot at. Lucky them.


  1. Will this create a Turbunlance in the force,and create a problem for Southall Turban Council?